OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD. This honestly shocked me
United States of America there is so much wrong with you.
How to piss off christians:
"Make the following argument:
God forbids murder.
But God allows himself to murder. He makes an exception for himself.
God forbids homosexuality.
God could, conceivably, make an exception for himself here too. Maybe Jesus takes it up the butt all the time. He’s not beholden to our rules.
Then, if they actually argue it, start asking if they would still be Christians if Jesus was gay? Would it make a difference if he was a top or a bottom? Etc.”
|—||“Beyond Good and Evil”, Aphorism 146 (1886)|